Monster Jam is pretty interesting, but not in a good way. It's like the time I saw a legless, homeless man in London. I don't mean drunk; he literally had no legs. And he'd use this battered old skateboard to roll up and down the street, collecting spare change in an empty Starbucks cup. He was pretty interesting to watch, but I wouldn't want to take the reins of his life and give it a whirl.