Once upon a midnight dreary, while you pondered weak and weary, a massive giant robot stood on your house, crushing it to the ground and leaving you homeless. Not the best start to the evening. To compound matters it left a horde of evil fruit-juicer robots in its wake; Robots with a tendency to kill people (when not sexually assaulting an unfortunate orange or two). The solution is obvious, team up with two local lunatics and chase after the monstrous hellion, killing clowns, mimes, and some vagrant winos along the way...